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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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