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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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