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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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