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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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