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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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