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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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