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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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