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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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