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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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