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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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