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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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