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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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