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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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