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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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