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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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