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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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