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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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