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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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