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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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