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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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