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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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