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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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