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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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