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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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