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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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