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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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