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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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