Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.