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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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