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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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