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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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