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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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