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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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