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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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