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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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