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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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