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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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