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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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