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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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