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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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