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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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