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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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