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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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