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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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