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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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