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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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