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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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