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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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