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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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