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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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