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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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