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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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