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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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