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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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