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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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