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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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