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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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