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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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