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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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