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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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