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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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