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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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