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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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