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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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